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Leonard Hatred 1:48 Sat Jul 7
Camenbert

Are you supposed to eat the skin or not?

Awkward bastard stuff.

Mike Oxsaw 1:33 Wed Jul 11
Re: Camenbert

Any Old Iron 2:38 Tue Jul 10

Talking of fucking cheese - there's a school of thought that claims that custom is the origin of the word "Wanker".

Swiss. 12:47 Wed Jul 11
Re: Camenbert

st marcellin fromage. Room temp and running off your plate with a sliced baton.

For the 3rd course of course.

Northern Sold 3:05 Tue Jul 10
Re: Camenbert

Soft cheeses are BENT


Wensleydale with chilli..... ouch

lab 3:04 Tue Jul 10
Re: Camenbert

I thought this was the way to get a grizzly out of a cave.

Coffee 2:58 Tue Jul 10
Re: Camenbert

How anyone can say fuck Camembert is beyond comprehension.

Any Old Iron 2:38 Tue Jul 10
Re: Camenbert

Fuck camembert, the king of soft cheese is Vacherin.

Mart O 5:16 Tue Jul 10
Re: Camembert

How many cunts on here can't spell camembert?

Cunts.

jfk 2:09 Tue Jul 10
Re: Camembert

Love a chunk of ripe camambert skin on(life's too short to fuck about)room temperature served on top of Jacobs cream cracker with a dollop of Geeta's premium mango chutney.
The business,Playes havoc with the gout mind.

jakehammer 1:15 Tue Jul 10
Re: Camembert

lardys right, but slop some cranberry sauce or lingonberry sauce (from Ikea) on top and dip in some crusty bread.

absofuckinglutely delicious.

Admiral Lard 5:37 Mon Jul 9
Re: Camembert

Best thing to do with a Camembert is roast it for a few minutes over the dying embers of a BBQ, cut off the skin on the top and dunk bread into the gooey innards

Better than sex

FACT

eusebiovic 2:46 Mon Jul 9
Re: Camenbert

In my unfortunate experience I've known people who like Camenbert and similar cheeses so much that when they fart the fumes are toxic enough to strip the paint off of a foot locker...

Willtell 10:00 Sun Jul 8
Re: Camenbert

bruuuno 10:54 Sat Jul 7
"Apparently human shit tastes like camambert"

You eat enough of it to know for sure...

VirginiaHam 12:45 Sun Jul 8
Re: Camenbert

Crassus 2:09 Sat Jul 7

The relish of choice should be fig balsamic vinegar relish.

Moncurs Putting Iron 12:00 Sun Jul 8
Re: Camenbert

Was Bert consenting?

arsene york-hunt 11:58 Sat Jul 7
Re: Camenbert

What's French for cheese Harry?

Camenbert isn't it?

wurzel 11:39 Sat Jul 7
Re: Camenbert

Before you plan to eat it, give it half hour out of the fridge.
Eat with relish or salad cream or bbq sauce.

In short, eat with anything as it has no fucking flavour of it's own.

ironsofcanada 11:06 Sat Jul 7
Re: Camenbert

stewey 4:34 Sat Jul 7

Got a chuckle from me.

Hammer and Pickle 10:59 Sat Jul 7
Re: Camenbert

Come on Bert.

The Dursley Massive 10:57 Sat Jul 7
Re: Camenbert

“Apparently”

bruuuno 10:54 Sat Jul 7
Re: Camenbert

I always eat the skin


Apparently human shit tastes like camambert

geoffpikey 9:33 Sat Jul 7
Re: Camenbert

Skin. Skin??

RIND.

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